Kharon

"The K unit is a  state of the art cyberpet! Its social and communi-cat-ional skills make it a purrfect companion for any occasion! No matter if you are just having some leisure time at home, attend a funeral, wedding or business meeting, the K unit will blend in as sophisti-cat-ed as if it was just made for it. And in fact, it is! Its low weight carbon chassis, top notch conductor  and processor technology, as well as its new, improved powercell,  make it durable, reliable and versatile!

Brought to you by Comedians Amazing Toys."

Just some cat?